"Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy comes on and every pre-tween around you goes nuts.
You have no idea what the song is and how they all know the dance. Does MTV still play music videos?
The next song to come on is a song by NSync, when they were in their prime. You brace yourself for the inevitable hysteria.
No one bats an eyelash.
Holy shit. How old am I?!