I'm not what you would consider a "girly-girl." I don't like pink (much), I have little to no interest in trying to keep my nail polish chip-free, and while I have branched out and I wear more dresses than I used to, it's mostly because it's hot as fucking HADES in Houston and shit needs to breathe, ifyaknowwhatimean...
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I've always been into sports and I love me some football and occasionally, I get really into it and even yell at the TV. However, never have I ever been interested in playing Fantasy Football.
Until this year.
I didn't understand Fantasy Football - so, what? You make a FAKE (fantasy...dur) team out of players from all the different teams and then track them to get points? I just didn't see the point. I'll just watch teams I like, thanks. I don't give a shit about what that random running back, playing in the game I'm not watching, is doing right now.
Except now I totally do. I got suckered into joining a league with some of our friends and, not gonna lie, I'm pretty into it. I downloaded an app so I can track my player's stats and keep up with my team all weekend. I get really excited when my guys (they are totally myyyy guys now) score points. I can actually speak intelligently about players on other teams besides the ones I normally watch. The flip side of that, though, is that I have become a heartless monster who gets pissed before feeling any compassion towards players on my team that get hurt. Arian Foster has a hamstring issue? GET YOUR ASS OF MY BENCH AND SCORE ME SOME POINTS!
So far I'm 2-3 in the league...not terrible, but not awesome considering my brother-in-law drafted his whole team based on players who had double E's in their names, and he is 1-4. That win was not against me, though, thank God.
I'm curious - any other ladies out there gettin' down with the FF? If you are, got any super awesome sleeper picks that can up my win quotient?!
See? I CAN'T TURN IT OFF.