1.) If you were a doll, the accessories packaged with you would be:
a laptop, my cell phone, ingredients for really dirty Abolute martinis, a pack of cigarettes labeled “For Emergencies Only,” a pair of sunglasses, and any book by Augusten Burroughs. SK and Bella dolls would come in the boxed set.
2.) You have an irrational fear of:
heights. And also of procedure.
3.) What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
Japanese. I had my first sashimi at age 2. Tofu is a staple. Goyza and soy beans until you feel like you’re going to explode. BEST FOOD EVER.
4.) What weight were you when you were born?
7lbs something, I think.
5.) What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you murder, and cannibalism.
I would probably try to befriend cannibalism because it can't have been easy for them to have gone through life with such an unfortunate name. And then I would re-word this question so that it would make sense.
6.) What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Depends on whom he cheated with. Random nobody chick? There would be screaming and yelling and taking the dog and leaving involved. Angelina Jolie or someone of similar caliber? I’d ask him to hit her up for round 2 and introduce me.
7.) Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
Um, no. Creepy.
8.) I find the thought of childbirth:
...really gross and uncomfortable. I have a lot of friends who will be having babies in the next year and while I am happy for them, I don’t envy them at all. It's just not where I am right now.
9.) Next door to my house is:
A 3-story drop to the parking lot. And a Colombian bike-rider who never picks up his newspaper or takes out the trash.
10.) My feet are:
Ticklish. And a size 7, in case you ever want to buy me cute shoes.
11.) My preferred style of jeans is:
Apparently non-existent anymore. I used to have a pair of Levi’s that were AWESOME. But now they only come in stretch. WTF? I hate fucking stretch.
12.) Why is your 1 your 1?
Because it’s SK. If he’s worth sharing MY LIFE with, I am pretty ok with making him #1 on my myspace page.
13.) Know how to cook?
Surprisingly, YES. I have always thought I was cooking-impaired. Turns out, I am not so bad. Good, even. Come over, I’ll make you dinner ;)
14.) What do you want to be in life?
Successful. Happy. Important. Satisfied. Fulfilled. Loved. Wise. Graceful. Accepting.
Too much to ask?
15.) What is the worst way you were dumped?
Um, I’ve never been dumped.
16.) What child-related smell do you not like?
I can’t handle the smell of grape kool-aid. Reminds me of when I was young and my dad stayed home with me while I was sick and made me drink a pitcher of grape kool-aid because my mom said I needed fluids. Barf.
17.) What sea creature scares you?
Well, sharks. And I am really freaked out by sand crabs.
18.) What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
Everyone in my office has brown hair. What a lame fucking question.
19.) What object have you broken most recently?
A pencil. With my superhuman strength! ROAR!
20.) Name your favorite cartoon character.
I don’t have a “favorite cartoon character” because I’m not 5. However, I do like Stewie from Family Guy. I think if I were to ever have a kid, he’d be running that kind of commentary in his head. Hopefully not the being in love with the dog part, but you know.
21.) What was the last thing to make you cry?
Charlotte’s Web. Yes, the remake. With Julia Roberts as Charlotte. I know, I know.
22.) What are the stems on wine glasses for?
Why are they called stems?
23.) My favorite shoes are:
My baby blue Converse. Love ‘em.
24.) Can you use chopsticks?
Only to catch flies. No big deal. Today I’ve gotten 4 and it’s not even lunch time.
25.) Do you prefer beaches or forests?
Beaches, all the way. Too many bugs and crawly things and bears in the forests.
26.) What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
Uh, all of them…???
27.) Who knows a secret or two about you:
No one, really. I tend to kind of lay it all out there for everyone to see.
28.) Have you ever burned yourself?
Nothing major. Ask SK this question, though.
29.) Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
SK. I just sent him a real smart-assed text.
30.) Who is your hero[s]?
My parents are pretty awesome. My uncle Mark actually saved my life once, so he ranks up there. Also, Niki pulled me out of the whirlpool at the end of the tube chute one summer so I think she gets a gold star for that one, too.
40.) Do you believe in things that last forever?
Tell me what you think lasts forever and I will tell you if I believe in them or not.
41.) What are you listening to?
96.5 streamed in on my computer.
42.) What do you smell like?
Green apple shampoo.
43.) Are you married?
No, I am not.
44.) Does anyone regularly tell you they love you?
Lots of people.
45.) What's most confusing to you?
Math. All types. I just don’t get it. Beyond simple addition, I am kind of lost.
46.) Do you have any bad habits?
I have a bunch of bad habits. I am working on them, though.
47.) Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
No. there was a period of time about 8 months ago when I hated HATED my job so much that I seriously considered becoming a kindergarten teacher—I know, WTF?—but I was quickly talked down off that ledge by people who love me. And who know how detrimental I could be to a 5 year-olds psyche and development.
48.) What is one thing you've learned about life?
It happens to all of us.
49.) What's your favorite color?
Green. Blue. All shades of both.
50.) Have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
Not that I can remember and I am certain I would remember something like that. I am not claustrophobic, though, so I think I could handle it if I were ever to get stuck inside one.
51.) What does your dad call you?
Cheryl, Cheryl Ann, Punkin, Punk, “hey get me a beer”
52.) Has anyone told you that they like you more than a friend?
I checked NO in the “Do you like me back?” letter he sent through my friend on the playground.
53.) What are you looking forward to?
Surprisingly, buying a house. Well, maybe just moving into the house. And really because it’s a HOUSE and means I won’t have to move again for at least a few years. SWEET!
54.) How are you today?
Obviously bored and not busy.